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Post your best badmin raps below!

 

Yo, okay. Let's do this!

 

Tullylicious so nutritious

Bling an' swag he gets the bishes

Fulfill yo' wishes, do the dishes

Give yo' sister lots of kisses

Call you honey, call ya' dear,

Spend yo' money on cheap beer

Tully's gr8 on a d8

r8 him 8/8

 

WORD.

 

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Alright stop, grab your wrench an' listen

Regens is back with a brand new invention'

Admins, grab onto your CKEY tightly

Ban like a real pro, daily an' nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo, Kluys says NO.

Turn up the bans, 'till they glow

To the extreme, these stickybans block your handles,

Light up your accounts, and smack a chump with a ban, oh!

 

regens regens senpai too cooooold

 

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I SEE YOU TROLLIN' GITHUB WITH FOX MCCLOUD AND I'M LIKE

GOD WHYY

I GUESS THE FOOTNOTES IN THE DESCRIPTION WEREN'T ENOUGH

I'M LIKE,

F*** YOU

and f*** spark too >:C

IF I WAS OBSERVANT, I WOULD HAVE NOTICED

HA, NOW AIN'T THAT SOME SH**?

AND ALTHOUGH THERE'S COFFEE IN MY CUP

I'M STILL TIRED AS HELL

 

god damnit github troll prs

 

Also, I'm requesting this be moved to the art section - clearly these raps are a MASTERPIECE and ORIGINAL CONTENT.

 

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Fox McCloud, more like fox Mcgrouch

 

If you got sum suggestions, fox gonna shoot em down and he won't answer no questions.

 

Try to ask why bro? Answer you get is a strict: NO

 

He is a Maintainer, your personal humility trainer.

 

Slaps you verbally in the face, leaving y'all dazed.

 

Peace out.

 

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This can only end badly.

Also, muh feelings.

 

EarthDivine be like oooh aaah oooh,

EarthDivine be like oooooh aaaah oooh ahhh ooooh

EarthDivine be like oooh aaah oooh,

EarthDivine be like ooh aaah oooh ahhh oooh,

 

Yeah!

 

It's 'mins like these that make me say

Pardise prolly' be A-O-K.

Leavin' ban victims wherever you stray,

Shadey prolly' be your next victim, ey(lmao)

Sometimes I rap real sick,

Wish I had admin powers more like you,

Yellow bused wellies are the thing to do.

 

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

 

THIS IS DUMBDUMN NUMBA FIVE

 

One, two, three, four, five~

Paradise added cars, so come on let's ride

To the booze-o-mat around the corner

Slade says they want some gin and juice

But I really don't wanna

Get bant, like I did last week

Dumbdumn just dances, 'cause talk is cheap

 

I like Kharshai, David Rossi, Stephanov and Regens

No Candy Bars for me 'cause Syndicakes are sweeter~

So what can I do, I really beg you Singuloth

To me rappin' is just like a sport

Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it

Please add in a trumpet!

 

A little bit of TullyB in my life,

A little bit of Heretic by my side,

A little bit of Nomzy is all I need,

A little bit of Twinmold is what I see,

A little bit of Jedr in the sun,

A little bit of Elysian all night long,

A little bit of Jayfeather here I am~

A little bit of syndie makes Slade your man~

 

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I~I~I

 

I am your admin guy,

You need my protection,

Be my greytide~

 

I'M AN ADMIN, YO

I'M PLAYIN' VIDYA GAMES

I ROBUST WHEN I'M IN THE ZONE,

ONE PLAYER, ONE LIFE OUT IN SPACE,

I'M IN ADMIN STATION,

 

Yo admin, go!

 

NO FUCKIN' AROUN' I'M BSA'IN DOWN

ANYONE IN MY PATH

TRYNA FUCK UP MY GAME WITH RAZOR SHARP

CRAZY MAKESHIFT SPEARS

KILLIN' THOSE NOOBS LIKE THE

 

HoS, HoP!

 

WILD, OUTTA CONTROOOOL

 

i spit it hot

 

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Alright stop, grab your wrench an' listen

Regens is back with a brand new invention'

Admins, grab onto your CKEY tightly

Ban like a real pro, daily an' nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo, Kluys says NO.

Turn up the bans, 'till they glow

To the extreme, these stickybans block your handles,

Light up your accounts, and smack a chump with a ban, oh!

 

regens regens senpai too cooooold

 

Did you just modify Ice Ice Baby from Vanilla Ice?

 

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Yes.

 

Also.

 

What, what, what! Oh!

 

Joonasm,

Like a phantasm

Comin' right at 'em

His veins runnin' icy damn coooold!

Yo Joonasm,

Makes his enemies spasm,

Take 'em down like an iconoclasm,

 

Now he'll fashion

His great dispassion

Into a razor sharp blade

He's got it made,

Bein' a mod's his trade

He's A-Grade gettin' laid'

While the boys in the back gettin' paid.

 

WORD.

 

WHAT.

 

UH.

 

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uh

 

Joonasm became a mod, so I made a badmin rap for them.

 

And though you're not a badmin, you get one too.

 

NTSAM is the man with the plan

He's got the goods in his van

Aimin' to take down the man

 

Don't call him a toasta,

Man, buddy he'll roast ya

Dude so fly he got his face on a posta,

Working from coast to coast, ah

Like a rollacoasta

Scratchin' his head at Shadey's post, ah!

 

With a buzz and a ping

And a flash of his bling

He'll robust your face with a ring-a-ding-ding

Red telephone, IPC never gonna be alone

Spitting salt so hard you cryin' all the way home

 

Man's made of polished chrome

Roams the lands until he farts on a tome,

And goes out with a BOWM.

 

UH.

 

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Here to my homies.

 

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

 

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

It's time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler

 

7 colors in your hair

Get your boots on dear 'cause we're going out there

Don't care bout the dress code

Put it on, let's go

Girls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco"

Ha!

No need to perform

Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm

We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal

Linguist subliminal, damages minimal

 

Top percentile, largest fraction

Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action

Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction

Drop that, you already got your reaction

Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling

You? You're gonna need restyling

I got the quote back

From the jeweler

You're getting 20 percent cooler

 

No i did not make this rap Ken Ashcorp did.

 

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