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I am from Ireland! The land of Guinness, potatoes and failed rebellions. [spoiler2]You have to admire our determination though[/spoiler2].

We also have a leprechaun epidemic, they are hoarding all the lucky charms for their hibernation through the mild Irish summer.

 

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Britain, Yorkshire! Where our only claim to fames are being immensely proud of our terribly racist fucking county, our accents, and also Emmerdale.

 

There's also yorkshire puddings and several popular sweets manufacturers that are based in Yorkshire, but that's like saying you have a toilet in your house in this day and age. My side of Yorkshire - the East - actually has nothing of worth in particular, aside from lots and lots of drug crime. Yay.

 

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I'm from the Warp, obviously.

The Canadian part of the Warp.

I'm sorry for how heretical I am, eh. But at the same time I'm not.

The bacon here is great. Maple Syrup is overrated. And hardly anyone is friendly.

 

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Oh Canada

Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command.

 

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

The True North strong and free!

 

From far and wide,

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

God keep our land glorious and free!

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

Seriously though, I hail from Canada and I'm proud of it. Land of the great Maple Syrup Heist.

 

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Oh Canada

Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command.

 

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

The True North strong and free!

 

From far and wide,

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

God keep our land glorious and free!

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

Seriously though, I hail from Canada and I'm proud of it. Land of the great Maple Syrup Heist.

 

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Southern Ontario; the only part of Canada that actually exists!

 

Our mosh pits are full of people yelling "sorry!"

There was actually a real maple syrup heist that actually happened

Poutine is literally sold in every restaurant now

 

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Germany. Land of Bread and Döner, Bratwurst and beer. Biggest Country in Europe and even Americans know where we are ^^.

 

Oh i forgot 8 of 10 army airplans tanks guns are not working. And we will never get our Airport finished. BER Berlin.

 

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