Bureaucat stories, by K’oalde “Ness” Nreezinnj

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“Hello friends! I wanted to start a ‘blog‘ thing so I could talk about the interesting things that happen in my day!

but first! I start by introducing myself for those who don’t know!

I am K’oalde Nreezinnj, I’m a tajara living here in my corner at central trurl! Oh, and for those who are confused, it’s pronounced ‘Cold Nress-ink’! But I prefer to be called ‘Ness’ for short! I was born in this enemy city station that was owned by the USSP, But some Nanotrasen guys came in one day, and took me with them! Their commanding officer took a liking to me, and now he’s my dad! He’s a Major-something in the Nanotrasen Navy so he’s too busy to see me often, but I do fine by myself! Here at the trurl I have my own corner with my own cardboard box, of which I turned into a bed for myself, with pillows and blankets and everything, I also have a pet! It’s a 14 feet tall squid my dad captured in a mission once! The officers here at central don’t like that I keep Jerry around (forgot to mention, his name is Jerry!) but I train him well to not attack anyone! Although he does make trouble once he’s hungry…

I’m currently taking the job of Representative at the Science Stations to pay off my college fund, of which I’ve been going to for a couple of years, it’s a college at Mars that focuses on business and professionalism and marketing and stuff, so I also put what I learn to use!

I have some complicated friendships with the people here at central, one person that is really of note is Steve, the intern here, while he doesn’t outright hate me and I don’t hate him we have been on a war to see who can be the biggest prankster here at central, I’ve already tried putting a firecracker in Watcher of Mazoth’s toilet but he called it way too simple and went ahead and poured sticky tar all over Officer Adams’ room, then blamed it on me! Still, Steve’s not a bad guy, he feeds Jerry when I forget to and we share snacks sometimes (I also steal his space twinkies), and there are people here who are much meaner to me too, like Watcher, who doesn’t want to be my friend for some reason! He’s always such a… what do you call it? A hard-butt? When I try to talk with him he always just tasers me with that fancy arm implant! But I guess I can’t blame him, he is always super busy with paperwork, like that one administrative officer… can’t remember her name, but she always wears sock and sandals, and I think she and her partner have something going on… they seem far than just friends… but I don’t judge, love is love after all. Oh! And I forgot to mention, I’ve gotten the nickname of ‘bureaucat’ here, it’s pretty funny!

well, this is end of post, I hope to post more soon!”