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Tider's Routine

Listen kid I maybe been chasing money for a long long time

And I ain't making time, I've been way behind, so let me go drop you a few lines.
I know you wonder why I get nervous when you bringin your donk gun outside, because security see an armed assistant, that's on site.
Mask down, cause when you're mask up you get followed all the way through.
Music down, cause when your music up you get shot down, real close.
And I know you're new but still, them devils got no chill.
The bartender was just drinkin when the police busted in and got her killed.

So pay attention kid.
Veteran passin on lessons
Just to keep you safe in the suit you in
Anything can be a weapon
They feel threatened by your sight
So when you experienced enough and you stride
Keep your card, your face, and your possessions up in plain sight
Don't dig in pockets or, in compartments, or they will beat on you so fast
Whether a rod, a phone or a candy bar they see contraband when it's in your hand
They assume you stealin from departments, so they gonna follow you for it
Or you probably gettin ignored, because the scientist think you can't afford it
They pull backpacks by their stall, radio security across the hall
Just stay cordial, and don't trip but if they flex boy by all meanssss
But just be you, and you'll be fine
You've just got to run harder than the head starter, damn I'm glad if your like-
Why would I wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna be like them?
Why would I wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna be like them?
So why would I wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna be like them?
Why would I wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna be like them?

We're all prey for the devil.

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Career Assistant

This is rap mediation
Time to snap you right back into place
'Cause they be beggin for some shit from back from before 2000 days

I'm thinkin 2084 to 2093
Around the time lady Merlyne
Stood up proud and tall on her feet
For revolution, when revolution was still being hollered
Back when we could barely work for honor, workin a blue collar

I am from the same time, but uphold a different code
I hope we are connected and I don't know
'Cause I know couple people listening is dealing with some bull-shit, ye, BULL-SHIT
Feel like throwin 'way your shit and stroll around for a bit
I'll throw you on my schedule and we take a station trip
Where we can visit the books and learn some real rev shit
Pollute radio waves with some real rev shit

Cause I'm a career assistant, below minimum wage
Make the comrades say Brrraat
Let crewmembers say Ayyyeee
Make crewmembers say Brrrraat
The comrades say Ayyeee
Make the comrades yell BRRAATT!!!!!
And crewmembers scream AYYYEEE!!!!!

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