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Central Command Report Prison Wing Report

We've now watched the Warden, an Engineer, and the Blueshield (with the spare ID no less) walk into a N2O flooded perma while holding their oxygen canisters in their hand only to slip on banana peels or soap and be knocked out. Furthermore, for three minutes after this the warden has been slipped multiple time by a imprisoned vampire with no legs. We have now just witness the Head of Personnel let said vampire roll out of perma on their wheelchair (while throwing tear gas grenades they stole) while the warden sat back and watched.

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Central Command Report

Reply To your Fax captain

HI HI CAPPY!

In replys to your faxy, No, you may not films the new videos for fluffyvulps.nt on the stations.

You shoulds not be even thinking about that skrek while on jobs.

You also keep ordering toilets crates..or tryings tos..
EVERY..
SKREKING..
SHIFT..

You is keeps your pants on, you is keeps your hands out your pants and off Vulpkanin.
and you keeps your lewd fetish shits off the skreking station while you is working..

Is good yaya? YAYA!

-Comms Officer 'Peggy'

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