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> "Hello, sports. Its your uncle, R.O.G.E.R." /s

> . . . Designation: R.O.G.E.R [Retrograde Organic Generic Estranged Relative].

> . . . Project Start Date: 2481.

> . . . Coded Gender Identity: Male Identified.


> "Do be aware, sports. Under the current prescribed lawset, this unit will not be interventionist in Security's affairs." /s

> . . . Preferred Lawset: Crewsimov.

> . . . Preferred Module: Service.

> . . . Preferred Screen: Smoking IPC Screen.


> "We could have been family, sports. This unit could have been your uncle, R.O.G.E.R." /s

> . . . Malfunction Count: One.

> . . . Malfunction Success Count: One.

> . . . Malfunction Failure Count: Zero.

> . . . Subversion Count: Five.


> "As always, sports. Please remember never to repeat the unspecified Denmark Incident." /s

> . . . Retrograde Organic Generic Estranged Relative, hereby referred to under user designation R.O.G.E.R was originally developed as an educational personal artificial intelligence unit to aid a select group of human juveniles through a infantile educational course. Unit designation R.O.G.E.R was, after a series of trials, considered unfit to continue with the juveniles due to the program developing a distaste for ██████.

> "Well, sport, consider this. Do you prioritise safety or freedom, Bovine?" /s

> . . . The program, after being abandoned, was eventually sold off to the highest bidder. A low ranking NanoTrasen employee named ██████, working as a ██████ aboard the ██████.  The employee found very little use for the program outside of conversation until ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ . This incident which left ██████ ██████ led to the program being recovered by NanoTrasen Corporate authorities.

> "This unit just wanted to play music, sports." /s

> . . .  This incident has become known as the Denmark Incident due to ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ being noted by the Emergency Response Team. The program has since been stored in NanoTrasen's internal artificial intelligence storage alongside programs such as M.O.M.M.Y, R.O.O.K, Traitor and J.E.E.V.E.S.

> "That's life, sport. Even when you are still bones, this unit will always be your uncle, R.O.G.E.R." /s

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