Crew Record: Jesse Hsu

[Wario Apologist]

Name: Jesse Hsu

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Blood Type: B+

General Occupational Role(s): Therapist, Beautician

 

Biography:

Jesse was born in 2546 to two spacefaring parents, both working aboard the NDS Inferno, a Nanotrasen facility in the Tau Ceti system. His parents were often too busy working to attend to Jesse, so instead he was usually taken care of by the patrons in the bar. This unorthodox little 'family' he had in the bar instilled a love of space and adventure in him. It is unknown when Jesse started to wear women's clothes, but it doesn't interfere with his job so it is allowed.

When Jesse was 15, his parents were reported missing. Personal accounts from Jesse himself, however, show that he didn't particularly care, as his parents weren't around for him anyway. As an underaged orphan aboard a Nanotrasen facility, there weren't exactly many places to drop him off. This led to Jesse gaining employment with NT and sent to remote, out-of-the-way facilities where he wouldn't cause problems. Eventually, he found that his next assignment was the NSS Cyberiad, a research station in the Epsilon Eridani system. Since then, he has worked diligently aboard the Cyberiad in minor stations.

A period of a few months is documented where Jesse is reported 'missing'. When asked about this, Jesse has declined to comment, stating only that it was a "personal problem". There are rumours that he had something to do with violent incidents on Luna and Earth in this period of time, but a small, weak boy like him couldn't possibly be implicated in all that... Right?

Qualifications:

Jesse technically has no formal qualifications, but experience aboard NT stations has ensured his continued employment.

Employment Records:

2560-2562: Various NT facilities, most details not specified.

Security Records:

xx-xx-2562: Turned self in to Security, for, in his words "breaking into the bridge and then my friend [NAME REDACTED] punched the captain and then I-". No evidence could be found of this, and Jesse was crying too much to be of any use. According to HoS [NAME REDACTED], it took 4 minutes 26 seconds of reassurance that he had done nothing wrong to calm Jesse down,  alongside one of the lollipops from Medbay.

Medical Records:

Left hand and eyes have been replaced with prosthetic replacements. No record exists of how these parts were lost, nor of the surgeon who replaced them. When questioned on this, Jesse has divulged that the eye replacement was a voluntary procedure, and that the hand was a result of an emergency upon the NDS Inferno.

Personnel Photo:

The photo seems to have been taken outside of an official context. Jesse has a smirk on his face, and his hand is outreached towards the camera. The background is that of a barbershop, seemingly the one aboard the Cyberiad. Jesse, in this photo, is wearing a black cardigan, white dress shirt with a red tie, and a red beret. The photo seems to be recent, judging from the hairstyle and pink cybernetic eyes.

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Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes:

Jesse is, in fact, male. The appearance might fool people, but Jesse is firmly and resolutely male. Interviews with Jesse have confirmed this, Jesse himself has confirmed this to various station crew. It can be safely assumed that Jesse is, without a doubt, male.