Veloxi Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Code: 500 Image: <not available> Crime: Grand Lipsticking Description: To forcibly apply lipstick to another crew member without their consent Notes: If the color of applied is a crime against fashion, the offender may be sent to perma for twice the normal duration and/or executed twice, at the discretion of command. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedYordle Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 What? This has to be a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) Yeah, clearly this deserves a code 600. Such an unabashed crime carries a weight above Capital. Edited April 19, 2019 by Pckables 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Oh, I remember you trying to send a fax to CC to enact this yesterday I redirected it to the poor RD instead, being the AI I am That said, I hope this is a joke. It can technically fall under battery, anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veloxi Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Spacemanspark said: That said, I hope this is a joke. It can technically fall under battery, anyways. Yes, it is a joke. There were a few shifts that involved non-consensual lipsticking, so I thought it'd be enjoyable for the "victims" to have an overly strong law proposed against it, and enjoyable for CC to write a "Did somebody steal your stamp, or did you lose your damn mind?" letter in response. (The DDOS made standard crew vs. antags difficult to do, so I thought the round could use some memorable RP, even if the RP bordered on the ridiculous.) As security, I know it'd perhaps qualify as 102 Battery, but I'd feel foolish arresting somebody over it, let alone actually brigging them for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryanayalalugo Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Strongly disagree, fashion crimes should instead be implemented, each sentence being a + 10 minutes for every fashion crime of a clothing the criminal scum is wearing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedYordle Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 4 hours ago, bryanayalalugo said: Strongly disagree, fashion crimes should instead be implemented, each sentence being a + 10 minutes for every fashion crime of a clothing the criminal scum is wearing. If that is the case, have fun in perma *Finger guns* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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