xeroxide Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 You might be wondering how do i secure da fuken disc.In this short simple guide ill show you. Step one Grab alotta items with storage Step two create a pile of them Step 3 put the disc in a small contajner stuff it in the pile Step 4 ask crew to stack multiple items onto the pile Step 5 watch the nukie lag themselves to hell right clicking it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamon Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Thats.... should be bannable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZN23X Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 37 minutes ago, McRamon said: Thats.... should be bannable Funnnnnny that you should mention that. Under Rule 2: Quote Regarding "Powergaming": The Server Staff retain the right to ask you to tone down what is perceived as being excessive powergaming that causes noticeable disruption to the rest of the playerbase. Powergaming is readily defined as the prioritization of amassing mechanical advantages for yourself, to the detriment of the enjoyment of others People have gotten in trouble for doing less shitty things than described in the OP. The more you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeroxide Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 I havent ever done this fyi i just thought it would be funny to post this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvadableMoxie Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 3 hours ago, McRamon said: Thats.... should be bannable I'm pretty sure I remember someone being banned for something similar to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threeinone Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 IC it's kind of just asking people to bury the disk under a bunch of garbage the ops have to dig through. I don't see a problem here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) How to retrieve the disk: Step 1: Highlight the NSS Cyberiad, either by clicking it, or drag selecting it with the box selection tool. Step 2: Select the translate/move tool (default hotkey "W") Step 3: Using the arrows that appear, move the station's Z positional value so it leaves the Z-level, thus leaving the disk behind. Step 4: Obtain disk. Edited November 9, 2018 by Pckables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyet Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) How to secure the disk (normal version): Carry it anywhere on your person How to secure the disk (nukeops version): Carry it anywhere on your person Move your person somewhere secure, ideally somewhere where you have a terrain advantage against the operatives (like brig, where you can shoot lasers through windows, and rechargers are nearby, or the bridge, which you can bolt down to prevent entry, even using emags). In the event that your location is compromised, order nearby crew to follow you, choose a new secure location to flee to, and goto 2. How to know which version of the above to use: If anyone is talking about NUKIES on the radio, use the nukeops version. Otherwise, use the normal version. Edited November 9, 2018 by tzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maniacal Pineapple Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just implant it into the clown... Have a drink of your choice And just watch nukies murder the clown horribly. Perhaps arm the clown with a bomb that detonates on his death... Congrats you are probably dead by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZN23X Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) Proper way to secure the disk is...place it in your bag. Let the crew fight the nukies. If they manage to get to you and kill you, they earned the disk. Celebrate their victory in deadchat. If they don't manage to get to you, escape on the shuttle and celebrate your victory via stationwide announcement. New round begins soon, skippy, no hard feelings. Edited November 9, 2018 by ZN23X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdtalon Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Secure the disk in your pocket then robust those nukies and make them regret invading your station. Abusing the laggy game engine is for chumps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeroxide Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 Just thought of a new thing Put it inside the tesla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidchan Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 29 minutes ago, xeroxide said: Just thought of a new thing Put it inside the tesla queue admemes spawning blobs and xenos once its clear nobody can activate a nuke now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeroxide Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 Blobs i dont really care since it gets robusted in 5 min Xenos might get out of contol till ya get a durand and then its easy pickings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Navera Reach's guide to DA FUKKEN DISK As the captain, watch as everyone immediately knows how to handle firearms the moment the nukies are declaring war/gets spotted Acquire a service borg/the bartender and have them mix your drink of choice Sit back and relax as the nukies die five steps away from their shuttle by sheer incompetence Get kidnapped by abductors ????? Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taac Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 hour ago, TheClosetMailman said: Navera Reach's guide to DA FUKKEN DISK As the captain, watch as everyone immediately knows how to handle firearms the moment the nukies are declaring war/gets spotted Acquire a service borg/the bartender and have them mix your drink of choice Sit back and relax as the nukies die five steps away from their shuttle by sheer incompetence Get kidnapped by abductors ????? Profit my skrell just hides in a disposal unit and cries when nukies show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Taac said: my skrell just hides in a disposal unit and cries when nukies show up. Weak You must be purged- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennwick Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 On 11/9/2018 at 3:01 AM, Maniacal Pineapple said: Just implant it into the clown... Have a drink of your choice And just watch nukies murder the clown horribly. Perhaps arm the clown with a bomb that detonates on his death... Congrats you are probably dead by now Actually. You can't do this. There is a check on the surgery that forbids implanting the disk. There is also a check on the surgery that makes sure you didn't put the disk in a box and try to implant the box. if(istype(tool, /obj/item/disk/nuclear)) to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Central command would kill you if you implanted the disk into someone.</span>") return 0//fail var/obj/item/disk/nuclear/datdisk = locate() in tool if(datdisk) to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Central command would kill you if you implanted the disk into someone. Even if in a box. Especially in a box.</span>") return 0//fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maniacal Pineapple Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Ahh come on! Well i was pretty sure you could implant a disk into the clown but ohh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokebro2000 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 19 hours ago, Pennwick said: Actually. You can't do this. There is a check on the surgery that forbids implanting the disk. There is also a check on the surgery that makes sure you didn't put the disk in a box and try to implant the box. if(istype(tool, /obj/item/disk/nuclear)) to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Central command would kill you if you implanted the disk into someone.</span>") return 0//fail var/obj/item/disk/nuclear/datdisk = locate() in tool if(datdisk) to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Central command would kill you if you implanted the disk into someone. Even if in a box. Especially in a box.</span>") return 0//fail Now I want to know if it fits in a syndicate storage implant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvadableMoxie Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Pokebro2000 said: Now I want to know if it fits in a syndicate storage implant It does not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamon Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 It still fits smuggler satchel perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) Connect the disposals system at cargo to itself and send the disc on an infinite round trip across the station. By the time they figured it out they'll die of old age. Edited December 4, 2018 by Jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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