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Mimelan - I'll Make a Clown Out of You


Christasmurf

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Let's get down to business
To defeat the mimes
Did they send me shitsec?
When I asked for crimes?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll make a clown out of you

Break in with the chemists
Get thermite and win
Once you slip the captain
Use the spare, break in
You're a silent, pale, pathetic lot
And you cannot robust too
Somehow I'll make a clown out of you

I'm never gonna slip up Sec
Say hello to those who'll brig me
Boy was I a fool in lobby, choosing civ
This guy's got me in a cell
Hope he doesn't shoot right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to slip

Be a clown
You must be swift as a gygax mech now
Be a clown
With all the force of a blobbernaut
Be a clown
With all the strength of nuclear op
Mysterious as the dark of side of scimaint

Time is racing toward us
Till the mimes arrive
Heed my every order
And you might survive
You're unsuited for the service SOP
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a clown out of you?

Be a clown
You must be swift as a gygax mech now
Be a clown
With all the force of a blobbernaut
Be a clown
With all the strength of nuclear op
Mysterious as the dark of side of scimaint

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25 minutes ago, Christasmurf said:

Let's get down to business
To defeat the mimes
Did they send me shitsec?
When I asked for crimes?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll make a clown out of you

Break in with the chemists
Get thermite and win
Once you slip the captain
Use the spare, break in
You're a silent, pale, pathetic lot
And you cannot robust too
Somehow I'll make a clown out of you

I'm never gonna slip up Sec
Say hello to those who'll brig me
Boy was I a fool in lobby, choosing civ
This guy's got me in a cell
Hope he doesn't shoot right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to slip

Be a clown
You must be swift as a gygax mech now
Be a clown
With all the force of a blobbernaut
Be a clown
With all the strength of nuclear op
Mysterious as the dark of side of scimaint

Time is racing toward us
Till the mimes arrive
Heed my every order
And you might survive
You're unsuited for the service SOP
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a clown out of you?

Be a clown
You must be swift as a gygax mech now
Be a clown
With all the force of a blobbernaut
Be a clown
With all the strength of nuclear op
Mysterious as the dark of side of scimaint

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Center Mass! CENTER MASS FOR FUCK SAKE!

 

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Okay. I'll have to do this as a mini-event at some later point. Wait for a time when there's like 20 civilians with nothing to do and no major antag activity, then go recruit Clown Trainees. 

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