Christasmurf Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 On the first day of Christmas the greytide gave to me A bleeding and beaten corgi On the second day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the third day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the fourth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the fifth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Five nukie rounds Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the sixth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Six slings a-thralling Five nukie rounds Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the seventh day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Seven wizards spelling Six slings a-thralling Five nukie rounds Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the eighth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Eight cults summoning Seven wizards spelling Six slings a-thralling Five nukie rounds Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the ninth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Nine xenos killing Eight cults summoning Seven wizards spelling Six slings a-thralling Five nukie rounds Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the tenth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Ten blobs expanding Nine xenos killing Eight cults summoning Seven wizards spelling Six slings a-thralling Five nukie rounds Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the eleventh day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Eleven deathsquads shooting Ten blobs expanding Nine xenos killing Eight cults summoning Seven wizards spelling Six slings a-thralling Five nukie rounds Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi On the twelfth day of Christmas the greytide gave to me Twelve adminbus rounds Eleven deathsquads shooting Ten blobs expanding Nine xenos killing Eight cults summoning Seven wizards spelling Six slings a-thralling Five nukie rounds Four stab wounds Three gun shots Two broken arms And a bleeding and beaten corgi 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargh Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I can't read this without singing the payday crew voices from his Christmas video. I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christasmurf Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 Thank you for alerting me to that video. I am now more complete this holiday season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobalobdob Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Simply amazing, a modern masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christasmurf Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 I still think the "a-thralling" should be ascending, but it's too late now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFire53 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 This is miraculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christasmurf Posted December 4, 2018 Author Share Posted December 4, 2018 December again, time to bump this once more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BryanR Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Thanks for the bumping! I love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 But I've never beaten Ian, he's too cute for that- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamon Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 20 minutes ago, TheClosetMailman said: But I've never beaten Ian, he's too cute for that- Ian is not the only corgi available for fun of the tider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 7 hours ago, McRamon said: Ian is not the only corgi available for fun of the tider Ohhhh, right, cargonia, those stingy lizzers..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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