Chronarch Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) Name: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots Gender: Male Orientation: Straight Nicknames/Alias: B.E.E.R, BEERtender, Boozeman, Barbot Picture Thanks, @Benjaminfallout! ((I will update this whenever someone makes a new art of B.E.E.R, as a promotion of sorts)) Age: 34 Place Of Manufacture: Unknown Species: Machine Person/IPC Blood Type: N/A Alignment: Chaotic Good Affiliation: The Rusted Spigot Religious Beliefs: Synthetica, F̶̛̝̙̝͍͉̳̜̣̘͈́͑̄̾̑̍͘͜͠ő̴̡̨̻̩͇̰̺̘͓̳̭͂̈́̽̓͝ͅļ̴̨̩͖̘͙͇̯̠̻͔͙̞͍̼̫̆̍̓̒͌̕͝͝ͅl̷̮̩̰̣̦̝̜̦͗̈̀̒̈́̄̉̚͝ȏ̴͇̻̞́̄͒̃́̈́̍͠͝w̸̳͚͖̙̩̯͖̻͈̙͕̩̞̓̈̎͒͊͌͛͜ͅe̸̢̡̪͈̹̘̖̠͉͎̳͙̹͙̔̽̍̌͗̋̈́̀̃̊͆͑̍́̚r̶͈̙͓̖̤̥̦̹̩͍̺͙͛̓̌̈̄̅͐͑͌̄̋̋̕̚ ̸̭̭͕̏̿̓͊͊͗̋͗͗͛̄̈́̑͆̑̏̽͝o̷̡̨̬̬͔̦̼̩͚͕̺̬̞̯̻̣͑̓̊̀͋̈́̿͗͛̎̀͐̾f̵̧̡͓͖̹̗̟̮̖͓̫̣̬̾̏̂̎̓̾̔́́͐͝ ̶̢̨͈͚͇̙̩̱̝̰̱̍̆̆̊̓̀̈́̅̿̀̇̈́̿̌̚̚͝͝t̶͎̺̣͛̈h̸̢̡̙͕̳̤͉͇̼̙̓̀̃͒͒̈́͂̓̈́̑̊̋́̊̑͜͝e̷͍͔̔́̏͋̽̊̑͝͠ ̵̧̧͎̙̹̞̪̞̮̻̼̖͓̬͓̹̻͒̊͒͒̔͝͝ͅB̶̦̫̫͍̹̤̦͇͍̟̜̼̰̀̇̑͆̅̑̈́̇̔̇́̒̕͘͜r̸̨̛͓̱͎͇̫̣̳͇̝̖̫͈̥̓̋͒̒́̆̐̑̈́͛̔̅͘̕͘͝o̴̢̢͕͉͇̳̤̳̘̩̟͚̦̎̿͐̓͗̃͊̀̋̕̕͜͝k̵̖͓͎͕̖̗̗̳̞̙̙͉̟̫̺̥͋̎̇̏͒͊̓̄̐̊͜e̵̡͓̝̲͎̯͙͙̹͙̤̒ǹ̶̹̮̤̖͓̹͙̍̀̋͑́̍͛͒̍̎͠ ̴̨̰̥̝̩̟̯̯̣̱̞̜͗͐Ŝ̴͈̲̤͋͆̾̋̐̃͑͂̾̒̈́̈́͆̒͠ṕ̷̡̛̜͍͍͚̝̬̻̺͖̩̤̻̤̞͙̓͂͐́̾̔͑͂̿̕͠͝͝ḁ̴̜̝̟͉͙͖̘̗̟͚͙̗̝̯͐̅̀̈̀̄̊͆̃̃ć̷̨͓̻̠̱̫̮̜̲͆͆͋̐͆̓̓̿̒͆̒̾͋e̵̛̫̼̙̹͎̻͈̟͆̔̀̆͝ Childhood: Barbot for... someone. Adulthood: Roaming bartender, owner of the Rusted Spigot barship. Detailed Information Appearance: B.E.E.R has a dark grey chassis, with one hand shaped like a cupholder. His head is shaped like a CRT monitor, and has vents on the sides. The screen is usually dark blue, with magenta "eyes" displayed. He usually wears a suit with a red tie, and sunglasses. He also wears a locket with a gold ring inside. He is heavily damaged, with a massive crack in his screen and lots of denting on the monitor and chest. Catchphrase: "Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots Online. Hello, patrons." "I need a drink" "2210222120110110211111200001201111211111000111220110121022010002212212121022211102010121000120111022020220001110120" Character Voice: Spoiler Personality: Relaxed, usually cheerful sounding. Takes to drinking if stressed, happy, sad, or bored. BEER can be found muttering to himself in trinary. Medical Record: This crew member is an IPC, take them to robotics. Security Record: [ERROR 404: DATA NOT FOUND] Character Biography Background: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots, called B.E.E.R from here on out, was created on Amateru. B.E.E.R was designed to serve drinks in bars across the planet; with one hand looking like a cup holder, and his internal memory linked to various databases of recipes. Turns out, a planet's economy cannot be supported by only bars, and so the economy crashed. As the planet descended into chaos, B.E.E.R left, and has been serving drinks around the galaxy ever since. After a while, B.E.E.R found the NSS Cyberiad, and came on board as a bartender. He immediately took a liking to the crew there, and has been working there on and off ever since. Family: Nothing is known of B.E.E.R's creators. B.E.E.R is married to L.I.L.Y History: 2529: B.E.E.R was assembled, and placed into a chassis on Amateru 2539: The popularity of the bars on this planet skyrocketed, every city now has a bar on every streetcorner. March 2544: Economic collapse, B.E.E.R leaves the planet in a stolen vessel. 2552: First sighting of the Rusty Spigot. It was spotted by passengers of the NTV Charon, near Epsilon Eridani. 2557: [Data Corrupted] June 5, 2559: B.E.E.R's first day on the NSS Cyberiad. October 6, 2559: A̵̧̡̢͎͈̜̖̙̼̙̣̭̩͚͉̥̜̖̘̥̤̘̞̙̯̱̦̫͔̦̘̼̙͚̣̣̘̥͓͍̓̏̅̊́̌̍̐̔͑̌̽̈́̇̊̿͂̓̓̑̄̈́̆̐̍͒̎̅̓̋͛̈́̃̓̕̚̚͜͠͝L̵̡̡̢̛̛̦̥̩̱̳̹̰̖̞͙̟͚̱̺͎͕͇̮͓͙̞̩͖̞̜̝͕̠̞̹̻͕͍̲͇͚̏̓̋̄́̋͑́͐̐͒̓̆͊̽̄̐̕͘̕͘͘͘L̸̨̛̛̩̝̣͖͙̬͉͚͉̳̼͔̯̪̬̇͂͊̓́̏̇̀̒͗͗̓̍̽̋̔̉̓͐̇̊̀̚͘͜͠͝͠ ̶̢̡̲͖̣̪͖͉̥̹̮̹̱͈̳͎̮̗̞͔͚̯̩͈̖̰͍̞̫̫̤̰́͋̍̿͂̏̀̊̓̉̓̽͑̈́̾̚͘͜͝͠ͅḦ̴̨̡̺̹̝̯̫͓̱̱̜̹͕̦̯̪͈̜̹̣̼̱̪̟̙͇͓̺͓̞̫͙͓̙̻͖͑̉̒̊̋̄͗̈́̿͑̑̅͆̈́͆̔͗̌͊͆̈̿̋̂͐̂͊́̍̓̈́̈́̇͘͜͝͝A̵̧̧̢̢̧̛̛̹̲̥̞̳̩̩͉̟̟̮̺͕̦̳̜̗͚̺̯̙͇̎̂̓̐̀̀͊͑̀̃̍́͂͗̆̿̑̄̐̔͋̓̅͝I̴̛̗̳̎̉̾͒́͐̆̄̑͌͂́͆̎̈́̆́͗̽̐̿͂̅͒̉̅͗̎̅͋͒̒̏̅̕͘͘̕̕͝͠L̵̢̢̛̳̩̳͍̰̗͖̣̮̟̣̻̲͍̖̝͙̯̝̑͆́̀̂̍͛͌̉̽̎̉̃̃̏̿̍̃̄̂͐̔̽̄͒̑́́́̾͘͘͘͠͝ͅ ̷̨̡̳̩̻͓̱̣̲̻̖̘̰̲̥̩̥͙̳͎̰͂̈̉͘͜͜͠T̷̡̡̧̡͇̥̼͎̩̥̳̥͓̱͓̹̦͔̀̏͂̆͛̂͊͌̀͑̉̽̇͛͐́̊̀̑͂̅͘̚͘͝͠H̴̢͇͚͓̠͎͎̞͚̬͍̫̪̖̩̽̏͑̔͌̉̊̽̅͒̌̓͝͠͝ͅĘ̵̧̨̢̡̧̡̧̳̭̲͍͓̦̺͙͎̱̯͔͕̝̭̺̭̤̞͉̟̜̫̰̠͕̠͓͈͔̌̆̓̓̍̿̓̑̒̑͘͜͜ ̶̢̡̛̘̫̠̼̯͚͎̻͖̳͔͈̦̺̻̖̦̫̲̭̳̥͇͉̤̟̙͔͔̺̲̍̆̃̽̅͒͒̄̄̈́́̒̌̂̄̀̇̈́͆̌̀̊̍͂̄͂̐̊͑̓̓̒̍̀̈́̚̕͘̚̚͜͠ͅS̵̡̢̨̡͖͍̙̹͍͓̯̹̫̥̬̲̹̰̦̰̺͕̩̥̙̠̜̍̀͌̿̈͒͐̐̌̊͐̐͒͋̑̆́̐̎́́͛̓͐̐̌̅́̌͑̽͆͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅͅḨ̵̧̛͇̺̖͕͕̬̖̠̠̼̮̠͍̞̜̫̬͎̟̜̈́̇̄̍̐̓̚͜͠Ą̵̡̢̡̧̛̙͖̝̱̜̠͍̞̯̞̦̱̣̩̱̦̝͓̘̰̹̰̤̠̘̟̞̬̗̙͎̙̱̰̬͈͕̮̩͋͑͑͋̂̇̔̄́̏͒̄̈́̿͘͜͜͝͝Ť̴̨̡̜̬̫̳̤͖̝̙̥̙̜̖͈̘̼̘̜͍̞̮̮̠͚̫̻̪͙͕̩̪͙̘̟͓ͅŢ̸̡̧̧͖̮̙̺̜̫͈̘̬̠͙̳̘͇̤͈͈̗̞̀̀͂̊͑͌͌̇̍̈̂̑̒́͆̈́̋̒̈́̈́͗̕̚͜ͅĘ̴̛̯̦̠̥̜̙̘͈͇̠͍̤͙̘̰͚͕͍̝͔̆͗̂̈́́̈́̔̇̀́̽̂͊̉̋̇̒̒̎̏͠ͅŖ̴̡̧̛̹̙͚̙̟̣̮͇̜̯͓̳̥͚̯̟̜͈̹͓̫̜̺̟͉̔́̅̎̃͒́̇̽̊̀̑͌̅͋̍́̋͌̿͜͜͠͠͠ͅͅĘ̶̧͓̪̹̲̦̳͇̗͓̫̦̝̹̻̬̦͔̼͕̥̥̺̺͔͙̣̼͚̖̣̰̪̲͉͉̞̦̳͍̹͙̳̎͜͜D̴̨̧̗̙͖͔̥̘̬̟̺̮̥̮̃̑̚͜͝ ̸̨̧̧̧̡̫͍̣͎̬̦͍̬̗̙̱̙̼͖͕̣͕̗̫̺̰̜̬̬̩̯̳̺͎̜͔͕̟̙̞̎̔̿́̉̉̐͒͛̃͋̕͠͠ͅK̶̢̧̡̧̡̯̖̙̜̠̜͔͇͓̩̲͖̮̰̣͓̺͓̗̭̱̠̔̔͒̈́̈͒̃̀̑̊̉́̌͊̐̏̅̽͌͊̌̓̎͑̕͜͜͝͝I̶̧̘͙̰͇̐́̈̂̓̌̒̓̅̿͌̽̂̕͘Ņ̸̟̳͈̗͉͙͉̦̖̜̟̱̜͍͍͙̻̇̍͋͋̔̽̎̂̀̇̄̔́̆͗̊͑͗͛̊̌̐̉̏͌͊̒̐̎͐͆͆͒̂̇̍̾̂̂̕̚̕͘͘͘͜G̶̙̞̱̗̼̲̥̈́ November 20, 2561: B.E.E.R is married to L.I.L.Y, his chassis was found in a closet, beaten and broken. Was raving about having failed someone. January 15, 2562: B.E.E.R has hired D.I.C.E as the dealer for the gambling table in the Spigot June 3, 2562: Last sighting of the Rusty Spigot, location: second moon of Karkas 5. June 5, 2562: B.E.E.R has seemingly hired a "Mr. Ikamura" as onship security for the Spigot. June 17, 2562: The Rusty Spigot has been spotted leaving the orbit of Karkas 5. July 3, 2562: B.E.E.R goes on vacation, saying something about a mental break. July 15, 2562: B.E.E.R is exiled to a hotel in an unknown sector. July 20, 2562: B.E.E.R vanishes from the hotel, he is nowhere to be seen. July 26, 2562: B.E.E.R was sighted near the area of TRAPPIST-1, and is possibly en route to Epsilon Eridani. July 28, 2562: B.E.E.R is sighted on the NSS Cyberiad, seemingly fine. August 14, 2562: B.E.E.R is re-admitted to the Service division of the Cyberiad; deemed mentally stable enough. August 15, 2562: B.E.E.R is blinded by a bar fight, and was repaired the next day. Personal Relationships Married to L.I.L.Y "Not even death will part us." Has very few close friends, some being: Kennard Rose "Great person, he has helped me through very hard times" P.A.T.C.H "Helped L.I.L.Y and I get together, overall great bot." MPU "They're chill, makes for a great bouncer" Xann Zxiax "He understands" Sees most regulars in his bar as good friends, including: Shuuko Tamashii "A pretty decent organic." Jessica K. Connor "Sweet girl, seemingly innocent." Steven Stingray "He's cool, makes great bars. I have to get some tips from him soon" Kitchi Ikamura "A good employee, and overall a nice guy." Pretzel Brassheart "So innocent. Genuinely couldn't hurt a fly." Respects the majority of patrons. "You're all great people. Sometimes." Romantically Involved | Close Friend | Good Friend | Respected Faction Relations Nanotrasen "They sent me to that place. I was stuck there for three years" The Synthetic Union "Hail Synthetica!" The Wizard Federation "Magic is cool, but they really hate us wandless folk." The Syndicate "FUCK the group, but their agents are just trying to support their family, or protect them." Changeling Hivemind "As long as they don't EMP me, they are usually fine. Some are even funny!" Shadowling Hivemind "I mean, I don't know what they want. I don't really care either." Automatons "Automas... I hate them." The only faction that he absolutely despises and fears are the cults. "Listen, I've seen these people's so-called "god" slaughtered thousands in a minute. I don't understand why they follow such a beast." Like | Neutral | Dislike | Enemy Other Information The Rusted Spigot Spoiler Thanks, @Alexkar598! Edited February 9, 2019 by Chronarch Some basic changes 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted December 22, 2017 Author Share Posted December 22, 2017 Fixed some things! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miraviel Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 And new pic! Woo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted January 2, 2018 Author Share Posted January 2, 2018 Added a voice! Background animation done by @gangelwaefre! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchi Ikamura Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Whew! Sounds like the Plague Doctor SCP from SCP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YungCuz Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I like the sound of him, pretty cool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Overhauled the history to have a more accurate timeline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted January 19, 2018 Author Share Posted January 19, 2018 Added a part of BEER's life that I forgot about! T̶̤̦͉͍̹͆͗́̇͒h̶͖̎̓̐ẻ̷͖ ̵̨͕̪̭̎S̸̗̼͎̣̖̅̓͆̌̽ḧ̴̦̟̗̗͎̈́͌͌̕a̴̢̟̫̓́t̷̨̹̞̪̣̺͝t̶̞̝̙̻̥̰̐͗̓e̴̢̘̻̥̣̝̓̀̊ṙ̷̰̆̈́ͅę̶̛͉͇͕̉͋d̵̝̋̇͝ ̶̧̭͕͛̍̉̓͘K̴̯͐̀į̶̮̹͚͔͒̄̏͜n̸͚̲̤͚̳̍͊͆g̸̼̔͑͗̓̀̄ ̴̢̗͓̹̌͛̑r̶̰̗̕͜e̶̬̞͈͂͂̎̎͆͒s̶͕͖̑̑̇̎̊͂ţ̵̦̝͈̗̓͛͌̎̀s̴̢͓̪̖͇͗ ̷͔͐̽î̸̤̦̣̘̪͗͛n̵̗͕̭̲̏ͅ ̵̟̥̗̆̀́̽͌͛t̴͖̞̕ḩ̵̠͍̃́̈͐̍ē̷͇̫͆̅̏̔̐ ̷̖̠͎̱̞̜͌F̶̖͇̙͂̃̃̐r̶̫̭̘̒̌͋ä̸̻̦̠͇́c̴̞̼͕̱̹̦̉t̶̻͈͊͂͛ǘ̸̠̰̎̄͠r̷̹͚̗̩̚ͅe̵͔̤͛͝d̷̯̠̦̆͌̒̾ ̷̞̩̿̊̎͠Ṯ̸̟́́́͋̂o̷͙̗͍̻̿͛̑͜m̷̱̏̽͑͒̉̄b̶̡̝̯̮̒,̸̤̩͍̟̈̂́̈́͝ ̸̹̼͍̦̉̿͋̄̆t̶̗̝̠̦̿̚͜͠o̴̭͙͝ ̶̖̗͕͖̠̍͛̋̕ͅn̸̫̻͠e̴͉͕̫̙̬̅͂ͅv̷͍̗̒͐̔ͅͅȩ̷̯͒͛r̴͍̯͖̊͛̈̌̂ ̷̢͈̺͓̻̞̊̍̆b̵͚̜̻̻̈́̎̒e̵̖̲̞͕͌͌̋̽̑ͅ ̵̙̪̪̝̃̂d̴̰̿̈́̾̈i̷̻̽̈́͒͋́͘s̴̲̦̾̒́͒̄t̴̞͙̙͚̓͋̍͘û̴̥̱̩̠̓͒͗͘͠ͅr̸̗̈́͒͝b̸͍͔̼̖̝̈́̈́̏̈e̷̜̻̙̔d̷̘̥̺̼̿̓̓̉̀̊.̴͇̪̫̯̞̏ͅ ̴̤̂̏͌̐̚͝Á̷̩l̵͚̝͔͂̊̐̌͝͝l̴͕̘̚ ̸̧̫͍̲͍͕̇̊̾̌́͝ȟ̸͔̪͔̲̜̹ạ̵̙̻̣̖̠̈́͂̔͑ì̵͈̮͇̣̲̰̇ḻ̶̙̃̇́̅̄ ̵̢̹̻̼̾t̷̟̲͝h̴̭̣͓̫̽̾̽̇͘é̷͙̈̍̾ ̵̢͎̥̤̟̅̀́̈B̷̤̗͖̳͉́̇͗r̴̛̼̼̝̣͌̇̾͆ơ̷͎͙̻̬̊̇̈́̂͘ḱ̸̪̟̰͔̗́̅̐e̶̻̺͇̻̅͑ņ̴̝̗͖̽̾͋̇͝ ̸̡̳̥̥͍͗̀̽͜S̷̛͕͎͐̉̚ͅp̴͇̜̼͖̅̅̕ą̸͔͎͍̏̆̏ç̷̳̖͌͐̓̾͐̚͜e̶̡̜̯͋͌.̴͖̘́̈́̽ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted January 23, 2018 Author Share Posted January 23, 2018 Added B.E.E.R's theme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 Expanded upon faction relations, updated timeline and a new meeting with B.E.E.R's psychologist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 Updated timeline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted January 31, 2018 Author Share Posted January 31, 2018 Moving the Psych's reports to the newly made diaries section! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 Updated to reflect recent events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted February 9, 2018 Author Share Posted February 9, 2018 Added to the timeline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted February 21, 2018 Author Share Posted February 21, 2018 New art by @Benjaminfallout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 Updated relations and timeline! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted February 28, 2018 Author Share Posted February 28, 2018 Updated faction relations, removed the theme, as it isn't actually very apt for BEER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Stealing ideas from @Thamuel! BEER now has a catchphrase 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 Ominous update! Spoiler 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01101101 01100001 01110100 01101000 01110011 01101001 01110011 01100110 01110101 01101110 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011 00101111 01100011 01101111 01101110 01110110 01100101 01110010 01110100 00101101 01100010 01100001 01110011 01100101 00101110 01110000 01101000 01110000 00111111 01110100 01101111 00111101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Updated timeline, looks like BEER's been spotted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted March 27, 2018 Author Share Posted March 27, 2018 Slight update to a few things, BEER's personality has changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted April 24, 2018 Author Share Posted April 24, 2018 Added the Spigot! Thanks, @Alexkar598 for making it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 Update to personal relations! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Updated the timeline to reflect recent events Those being that I wanted to try a blind round. It's interesting but not something that I'd go for as BEER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronarch Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 Updated personal relations, it's been a while! Expect an overhaul here soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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