Ralta Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 (edited) Greetings! For your viewing pleasure, I present to you a short GIF showing the most efficient method of applying thermal paste to a CPU: Note that while Hellman's is the recommended brand of thermal mayo paste, you can use other brands such as Heinz instead. Edited October 16, 2017 by Ralta 1 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumiluntti Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Shit like this makes me wish I didn't retire so I could ban you for making me watch that with my own two eyes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargh Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 I like my mayo with olive oil, will that let me cool my cpu more and play spessdude 2D at 1080p? Thanks doctor rata Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralta Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 (edited) 11 hours ago, Vargh said: I like my mayo with olive oil, will that let me cool my cpu more and play spessdude 2D at 1080p? Thanks doctor rata Dear Vargh, Thank you for your question. While Olive Oil may improve flavour, it does little for the cooling efficiency of your CPU! I would recommend a brine solution because, as we all know, the ocean is very cold and this is due in no small part to the salt content. So top off your watercooling with brine (26% solution would be ideal), or simply fill the case up with this magical cooling liquid to reach previously unexplored framerates in your Spessdude 2D game. Enjoy the jealousy of your friends! Kind regards, Doctor Ralta, MD, BSc, BEd, BEng, BCL, BFF, OAP, BS, SNAFU Doctor Ralta accepts no liability for any fault or failure for any parts or components damaged by following these instructions. You will not be compensated for your losses, and we will laugh at you excessively.@Vargh Edited October 18, 2017 by Ralta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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