bigfatbananacyclops Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Tell me tales of the best times you've generated maximum salt. Mine is when i arrested a scientist with a double esword with a flashbang, who had hijack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someonewithapen Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 As Brig Phys, I generate salt any time I fire a taser or apply cuffs to anyone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malphystoh Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Making damn sure they don't unbuckle / cuff. Every time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YungCuz Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 One time i arrested a clown vampire early on in the round cause he tried to get the RD. I've seen massive salt but that takes the cake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) I ran around as a Durand shooting revolutionaries as a brig phys. In my defence, none of the officers were capable of getting to the gamma armoury. Edited September 15, 2017 by Streaky Haddock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus2388 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Arresting an officer for breaking space law. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someonewithapen Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 24 minutes ago, Cactus2388 said: Arresting an officer for breaking space law. Perpetual Salt Machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Recently, working with the HoS to demote the Captain (as magistrate) and have them brigged for manslaughter after lasering a guy to death after 3-4 civilians bluespace peel'd into the bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSplinter Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 when i demoted all officers while being a HOS because they were killing alot of guys 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeGuy9283 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) I took away greyshits' maint access. They're under the HoP, so I can have him do that if he agrees. Pissed off some lizard men something fierce. Edited September 18, 2017 by SomeGuy9283 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I... thought civilians reported to 'everbody' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamon Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Technically its "assistant" rank which is original, they probably report to everybody, but civillians which we have here are civillians, i dont think you coming to a medclinic for example should report to all the doctors and nurses, you are not part of the staff. Why dont we charge civillians in medbay, bar and other - i dont know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus2388 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Streaky Haddock said: Recently, working with the HoS to demote the Captain (as magistrate) and have them brigged for manslaughter after lasering a guy to death after 3-4 civilians bluespace peel'd into the bridge. Pretty sure its murder in this situation. Unless the guy had obvious murdering intents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Nah, Manslaughter since the Captain didn't obstruct attempts to heal him, and he died in medbay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus2388 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Streaky Haddock said: Nah, Manslaughter since the Captain didn't obstruct attempts to heal him, and he died in medbay. One of those "oops accidentally unloaded a full egun into a civi" days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 yep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someonewithapen Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 15 hours ago, Cactus2388 said: One of those "oops accidentally unloaded a full egun into a civi" days. "Damn prosthetic hand malfunctioning again." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James5734 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I arrested the mime for some reason that I can't remember as warden during a shift a while back. He ended up getting salty byond (Get it?) all reason and then proceeded to engage in some ERP which I won't bother to describe. Either way, it was hilarious. Not sure what happened to the mime though, I assume there was a ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyOmaha Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Decided to have the ion rifle on my back instead of in my hand, got rushed by a cultist IPC with a stunbaton; choked, forgot to actually drop my bag and then I got gibbed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcelinePye Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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