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What would you do if you woke up on the station as your character IRL?


Dragurdiny

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Collapse on the floor and either cry or scream. Maybe both?

I am very attached to Earth and gravity keeping me attached is the best thing ever.
I don't want to be in space. The mere concept terrifies me. Even if we had tourism on the Moon or Mars and I could afford it, I'd not do it.
On Earth, we still operate on a comprehensible scale. We are small, but we're still a somewhat noticeable part of the planet. However, once we leave we become so terrifyingly insignificant in the face of the universe, or even just our galaxy, that we might as well not exist.

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"JADE BAD" but in real life? I'd probably end up the target of a manhunt and I'm not robust IRL so... ded

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Step 1: Check to see if there’s a roof.

Step 2: Hide in Atmos, bolt doors, cry , wait for shuttle, get to CC.

Step 3: Hope the shift wont repeat.

.……

Step 1: Check to see if there’s a roof…

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1. Check if there's a ceiling or some bluespace bullshit barrier
2. Scream in joy because I just skipped a decade's worth of medical transitioning 
3. Scream in terror because I'm about to be turned into a marketable plushie and murdered in the funny spessmen game

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1. Cry due to sudden severe back pain.

2. Tell someone to setup solars.

3. Finish the engine.

4. Realize there are three people in engineering, including myself.

5. Get ripped to shreds by a terror.

6. Cry again.

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Go to the bar to celebrate the +25% height buff I just got, get back to cleaning, end up in medbay when I inevitably get attacked by a stranger for minding my business in maints

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Have an existential crisis and die in five minutes, only to be brought back to life by a roboticist in order to continue my existential crisis. 

And so the cycle repeats. 

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6 hours ago, Crazyhair said:

sooner or later some Russian man is going to turn me into a cluwne.

Wait McRamon is turning you into a cluwne? While hilarious I am quite curious how.

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1 hour ago, Esenno said:

Wait McRamon is turning you into a cluwne? While hilarious I am quite curious how.

No, I meant the sadistic Russian man that loves to call his victims Comrade.

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1. Oh god I'm a girl!
2. Oh god I have a tail!
3. Oh god this is like my nightmares, we're all gonna die!



4. Ew why is there blood all over the floor. >:c

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