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can confirm not a slime

A journey in reverse.

Evil power

Narrators Voice: No, no he could not.

the floor melts x32 the floor melts x32 the floor melts x32 the floor melts x32

Everyone talks about leg stims, no one talks about the ridiculousness that is arm stims. Regardless. I'd much prefer to see some nerfs to DNA Vault powers- more specifically neural (discount CNS), leg stims (blood replaced with meth) and arm stims (gloves of the north star on crack). BSH? BSA? Shields? Boring as all hell. I actually LIKE shields now, because I can do them in ten minutes and then the department can work on their own projects and actually enjoy the round. God forbid its BSH, and we have to spend the rest of the round being very frustrated and annoyed- unless there's a competent TEG setup, in which the rest of engineering sits around eating snot for about thirty minutes, until one guy finishes his gamer broken engine setup, and then hotwires it. If I could code I'd definitely try to make a PR for shit like lavaland gas mining and other such goals. People need more departmental interaction. Its the various inter-departmental interactions that drive a lot of rounds, and there is no interaction to standing in front of the ORM reminding the QM that we need more diamonds, or me standing for twenty minutes in front of RND for an arbitrary number of blue raspberry dipping dots that WILL all get deleted when the scientist who decided to man RND after twenty minutes of waiting threw them at me, reasonably thinking that they wouldn't just ALL delete. Like DNA Vault, each station goal needs to CHANGE the station. As Leanfrog said, it is a STATION goal. Not a 'one atmos tech sitting on his ass' goal, nor 'the CE realising no one else has done shields so he guesses he's doing it goal' or even 'an engiborg having to make a BSA room because no one else wants to do it' goal. The only real fun people HAVE with the current station goals is doing them in stupid locations, and as much as admins frown on these stupid locations- the fact that people do it is a symptom of the problem with station goals. Station goals suck ass and the only reason I do them as CE is because I'm expected to take engineers away from projects they actually enjoy and want to spend the round doing, to do these arbitrary tasks they have already done so many times, before a nanite filled pulse pistol man comes down and executes me in front of a live studio audience.

malf ai hostile lockdown intensifies

Come to the bar and watch Space Cops!

Atmos Wept

I got bored. Updated most things, really.

Down here drip is a way of life. Captain Letov Chief Engineer Letov Magistrate Letov Head of Security Letov Security Officer Letov Detective Letov Spelunker Letov Atmospheric Technician Letov Tourist Letov

If you were going to give them anything, give them an emergency degreaser pen or some shit like that. Wires and Welder aren't hard to acquire, they don't need them round start.

I have no issue with bridge hoboing. I think its a fun peanut gallery of newer and older players pretty much talking about what's going on. Sort of like dchat, but alive in some sense. I'm saying this as someone who plays a fair amount of command. Bridge hobos aren't a bad thing if they're just bridge hoboing. What IS annoying is people all playing different songs on different instruments, but that's a different story.

Engineering has two hardsuits for the entire department. Atmos has four.

Reserved for a relations section perhaps, maybe, I dunno, its an AI character. Who fuckin knows

> "Hello, sports. Its your uncle, R.O.G.E.R." /s > . . . Designation: R.O.G.E.R [Retrograde Organic Generic Estranged Relative]. > . . . Project Start Date: 2481. > . . . Coded Gender Identity: Male Identified. > "Do be aware, sports. Under the current prescribed lawset, this unit will not be interventionist in Security's affairs." /s > . . . Preferred Lawset: Crewsimov. > . . . Preferred Module: Service. > . . . Preferred Screen: Smoking IPC Screen. > "We could have been family, sports. This unit could have been your uncle, R.O.G.E.R." /s > . . . Malfunction Count: One. > . . . Malfunction Success Count: One. > . . . Malfunction Failure Count: Zero. > . . . Subversion Count: Five. > "As always, sports. Please remember never to repeat the unspecified Denmark Incident." /s > . . . Retrograde Organic Generic Estranged Relative, hereby referred to under user designation R.O.G.E.R was originally developed as an educational personal artificial intelligence unit to aid a select group of human juveniles through a infantile educational course. Unit designation R.O.G.E.R was, after a series of trials, considered unfit to continue with the juveniles due to the program developing a distaste for ██████. > "Well, sport, consider this. Do you prioritise safety or freedom, Bovine?" /s > . . . The program, after being abandoned, was eventually sold off to the highest bidder. A low ranking NanoTrasen employee named ██████, working as a ██████ aboard the ██████. The employee found very little use for the program outside of conversation until ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ . This incident which left ██████ ██████ led to the program being recovered by NanoTrasen Corporate authorities. > "This unit just wanted to play music, sports." /s > . . . This incident has become known as the Denmark Incident due to ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ being noted by the Emergency Response Team. The program has since been stored in NanoTrasen's internal artificial intelligence storage alongside programs such as M.O.M.M.Y, R.O.O.K, Traitor and J.E.E.V.E.S. > "That's life, sport. Even when you are still bones, this unit will always be your uncle, R.O.G.E.R." /s

A lot of dead/perma killed/spaced security if its a very close defeat. OF COURSE, COULD ALWAYS MAKE IT SO SHADOWLINGS COULD BREAK MINDSHIELD. . . . Perhaps?

Personal Relations Romantically Involved | Romantic Interest | Admire | Respected | Good Friend | Friend | Neutral/Unsure | Dislike | Hate | Fear Faction Relations Allied | Like | Neutral | Dislike | Hate | Enemy

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚘𝚟 𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙰𝚐𝚎: 𝟹𝟺 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚁𝚊𝚌𝚎: 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎: 𝙾- ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴏᴄᴄᴜᴘᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʀᴏʟᴇ(ꜱ): > 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝙾𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚛 > Engineer > Chef > 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛 > 𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 █████ ████ 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚘 ███████ ████████. 𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚏 █.█.█.█.█ 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 ███████ 𝚊𝚗𝚍 ██████ 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚜. > 𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 █████ ██████ █████. 𝙳𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎, 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 █.█.█ ████████. > 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 ███████ ████████ 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 ███████ 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚑. 𝙷𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝 𝚍𝚎-𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎. > 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚋𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. Qᴜᴀʟɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ: > 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚘𝚟 𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙷𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙰𝚃-𝟷 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚃-𝟸 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜; 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙰𝚃-𝟹 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎. ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴍᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅꜱ: > 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚘𝚟 𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚂𝚂𝙿 𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏, 𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢. ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄᴀʟ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅꜱ: ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ: 𝟼'𝟷 / 𝟷𝟾𝟻𝚌𝚖 ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ: 𝟷𝟽𝟷𝚕𝚋𝚜 ᴇʏᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ: 𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚔 [𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗] ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄᴀʟ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ: 𝙾𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚢. ᴘꜱʏᴄʜᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ: Patient diagnosed with major, recurrent dissociative amnesia and generalized anxiety. Patient admits suicidal thoughts occur and is not willing to disclose frequency at this time, but notes that is not presently experiencing suicidal intent. Prescriptions: Medical Marijuana Packet, 1x per shift PRN from on-duty psych for anxiety; Medical hypnosis, multi-session, for major recurrent dissociative amnesia. Patient reports a 23-year mental block from birth; questionable medical intervention and possible complicity with the cause of the mental block. Patient's first memory was waking up in hospital with severe burns, loss of hearing but no known head or neck trauma. References to a "non-disclosure agreement" were made to the patient, but patient does not appear to have any active knowledge.