[Admin Complaint - Abydos2]

This is pointless. I already knew you would respond like this. I don't care much anymore either way. It's nice to do something that others do and be the only one punished for it. Either way thanks. I'm glad that i know this server is not good. The only reason i stayed either way is because i have friends here. Without my friends i wouldn't play here and i'd go somewhere else. I'm disappointed in this staff and how it treats it's community. Thanks i guess. Cya all later.

[Admin Complaint - Abydos2]

3 minutes ago, Abydos said:

[2019-10-17T01:44:23] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (106,141,1): PLEASE COME TO FRONT BRIDGE TO WATCH ME CHUG FLOOR PILLS

[2019-10-17T01:44:39] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (113,140,1): WATCH ME

[2019-10-17T01:44:59] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (113,141,1): WOOP

[2019-10-17T01:45:04] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (111,141,1): OH YEAH

[2019-10-17T01:45:08] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (111,141,1): BLIND AND HIGH BOYO

[2019-10-17T01:45:21] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (121,140,1): WHOOOOO

[2019-10-17T01:45:38] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (138,130,1): HIGH AND BLIND FOR LIFE

[2019-10-17T01:45:44] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (140,119,1): HIGH AND BLIND IS LIFE

[2019-10-17T01:46:05] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (115,140,1): I FEEL TERRIBLE

[2019-10-17T01:46:28] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (113,143,1): NOTHIN LIKE CHUGGIN FOUR FLOOR PILLS

[2019-10-17T01:46:38] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (112,140,1): HIGH AND BLIND NERDS

[2019-10-17T01:46:54] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (130,136,1): I WANT CRANK

[2019-10-17T01:47:35] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (121,140,1): LIFE OF THE BLIND HIGH NERDS

[2019-10-17T01:47:49] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (122,141,1): WHERES MY METH

[2019-10-17T01:48:41] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (136,133,1): IM BLIND WHATS IN FRONT OF ME

[2019-10-17T01:48:46] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (136,139,1): WHERE IS EVERYONE

Again, this was all plenty after no threats had been called out for a while.

[Admin Complaint - Abydos2]

So your telli

1 minute ago, Abydos said:

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[2019-10-17T15:32:15] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (93,163,1): help! I'm being sacrificed!

[2019-10-17T15:32:29] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (93,163,1): your moms house

[2019-10-17T15:32:58] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (93,163,1): !licks the mic.

[2019-10-17T15:33:33] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (93,163,1): day is sling

[2019-10-17T15:33:36] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (93,163,1): arrest her

[2019-10-17T15:34:40] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (93,163,1): we've been kidnapped by the vampire named dayana

[2019-10-17T15:36:58] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (93,163,1): oh no shes a cling vamp sling!

[2019-10-17T15:37:16] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (93,163,1): day is eating my bones please help

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Actively diverting Security personnel and resources away from an active and direct Antagonist threat in order to deal with you and your actions will be considered Self-Antagging;

So your telling me that i cant joke? This wasnt serious at all and is very obviously a lie.

2 minutes ago, Abydos said:

It is only the job of Security to stop Antagonists. If you are not a member of Security, then hunting Antagonists is not something you should be doing. You may not drop your job, or go out of your way, to hunt Antagonists.

Except we didnt drop our jobs, or go out of our way to hunt them. We did not even harm them. We were already on our way there, and we werent dropping jobs to do it. The worst we did is simply shove them over.

[Admin Complaint - Abydos2]

I'm afraid the issue with logs is lack of context. There were many conversations that those logs took place over. 

3 hours ago, Abydos said:

That alone was ONE round, with you as SECURITY OFFICER, doing greytide behavior. You absolutely full well knew there was a cult, with security trying to find cultists, and you instea

d stood infront of the bridge, chugging floor pills, made yourself blind and done nothing to help security at all. You wasted a job-slot for you to screw around.

I already explained this: this was much after i hadnt heard a call for anything. You claim I did not do my job yet i was rushing over every time there was a call. I was not patrolling actively because i did not have a partner. I was doing my job and after a while without anything bad i decided to do something fun to cool myself off.

3 hours ago, Abydos said:

This is the same round where you as the barber, were deliberately going around, kidnapping people and changing their hair type. You were then wasting security's time with fake calls out and going "Your moms house".

Ok the only closest i got to this was "help maints" along with a friend saying it and and then saying your mom's house. It was harmless there and is common to randomly yell "help maints".

3 hours ago, Abydos said:

[2019-10-17T04:48:41] OOC: DerpehBoi/(DerpehBoi) (8,174,2): i was best sec

[2019-10-17T04:50:11] OOC: DerpehBoi/(DerpehBoi) (8,174,2): you were kidnapping them too :l

[2019-10-17T04:50:17] OOC: DerpehBoi/(DerpehBoi) (8,174,2): thats why i arrested you both

[2019-10-17T04:50:54] OOC: DerpehBoi/(DerpehBoi) (8,174,2): nah your just tide

[2019-10-17T04:56:25] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (181,140,1): The Harvester will bring no joy

[2019-10-17T05:01:16] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (185,138,1): NO

[2019-10-17T05:02:01] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (185,138,1): Mark McYeoo has attempted to feed morphine to the Gatherer

[2019-10-17T05:02:51] ATTACK: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker)(183,129,1) against Mark McYeoo (184,128,1): Attacked with reaper scythe (INTENT: HARM) (DAMTYPE: BRUTE)

[2019-10-17T05:03:00] ATTACK: Mark McYeoo (187,128,1) against DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker)(187,129,1): Melee attacked with fists

[2019-10-17T05:03:03] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (187,129,1): HELP RND

[2019-10-17T05:03:44] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (185,138,1): Mark McYeoo has attempted to beat multiple walkers.

[2019-10-17T05:04:16] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (179,129,1): He attacked walkers along with the gatherer

[2019-10-17T05:41:07] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (96,126,1): ZA WARUDO

[2019-10-17T06:14:47] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (150,130,1): am nerd

[2019-10-17T06:23:41] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (71,139,1): Nerds

[2019-10-17T06:24:04] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (97,137,1): Nerds

[2019-10-17T06:29:14] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (113,140,1): SUICIDE IS BADASS

[2019-10-17T06:29:49] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (113,140,1): I WILL CUT MY GUTS OPEN

<Starts killing himself>

[2019-10-17T06:30:49] SAY: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (113,140,1): SUICIDE IS BADASS

[2019-10-17T06:31:18] DEADCHAT: DerpehBoi/(Matthew Walker) (113,137,1): SUICIDE IS BADASSSS

This was plenty into the round.

3 hours ago, Abydos said:

you deliberately ran there to save them.

We were already on the way there. They said there were vamps so we decided to save our friend so we could continue our plan. That isn't valid hunting i'm afraid. 

 

[Admin Complaint - Abydos2]

Admin(s) Key: abydos2
Your ckey (Byond username): DerpehBoi
Your Discord name (if applicable): 

Date(s) of incident (GMT preferred): 10/17/2019

Nature of complaint:Misconduct
(Select all that apply: EG - clarification required, misapplication of rules, misconduct, abuse of powers, feedback, other)
Links to all relevant ban appeals for any bans related to this complaint:

Brief description (tl;dr here. Just the critical elements): Banned for goofing off with friends

Full description of events: Let me post the ban reason first so theres their clarification: 

So, the kidnapping was with a bunch of friends to friends, we were all getting each other and dying each other pink for our "pink cult" where dayana was our vampireling leader. She was pretending to be a secret sling vampire cling which isnt a thing, and if sec wasted time on that it isnt our faults as it is very much non existant. We did not valid hunt as we did not go to get the vampires we went to retrieve mocha and do nothing else. We did not engage the vampires, we simply shoved them and grabbed mocha and ran. We were already at medbay when he said there were vampires either way so we continued so we could get that nerd. We brought him back and dyed him pink. After this and a long "discussion" with abydos she decided that me having fun with my friends was greytiding, valid hunting, and self antag. This is normal non harmful SS13 behavior. I was simply having fun with me and all my buddies and I was banned for enjoying myself with my friends. With the "floor pills" i did call people nerds a lot so what? I chugged those pills long after no threats were reported and things were barely moving, after being dared to as well from hazard and one other person. I was simply being a normal SS13 player and been banned for typical shenanigans that are of no harm to anyone.

[A rollback on the lava land nerfs.]

I mean, I just dislike lavaland's loot overall. It's way too powerful compared to what you get on station. You could just make it so the armor/loot/weapons/etc dont work on station other than legion core. But i agree that if the mobs arent getting nerfed you shouldnt nerf to essentials to healing either. Especially since pretty much everything there can break your bones and finish you fast.

[Screenshot thread!]

(CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO GET SCREENSHOTS)

I'll word this out to paint the picture:

i was a wizard, i decided "i'll be friendly" and ahelped to make sure its ok and when they said sure but there will be consequences i just thought "yes". So i teleported into scichem to gather some tools and found a nerd. When i teleported out i went to the experimentor because im a nerd and dont think. They called me out over the radio so i went to arcade where i found a nerd helping me get tickets since i didnt have an id to play the claw game. Shortly after i went to the bar and picked up some cards where nobody wanted to play blackjack.. cri sec found me. After a bit i went to processing to talk because dayana kept kidnapping me and had to be stunned. Shortly after saying the captain said i can have an id once i've been implanted, a wiznerd appeared and blew up about half the sec team. I died. After a paranormal ERT and some xenos and explosions and multiple wizards looking for my carcass i was cloned. I teleported into sec hallway where i said my final words: "Sup guys what'd i miss" when i was instantly shot and mauled with scythes and swords to death. After that it was basically a massive chaos manhunt with lots of xenos, transformed crew, a jani/medical/engi/sec ert and paranormal ert, and some borers. I left shortly after due to needing to do some irl stuff. By far the best round i've experienced. Thanks to day for being a nerd and kidnapping me at the worst time possible. 

[Carp'Sie and the boys]

Basically, in a nutshell, i have a fun little idea! It's basically a vending machine that allows the chaplain to dispense different "follower hoodies". For example, brown ones, black ones, red ones, blue ones, etc, some with stripes or signs and all the such. This would be a cool little thing since you can then proceed to make your own little "cult" of followers and have some fun like that. Maybe even add a "relic machine" that dispenses a few different mimics of relics that don't do anything other than look like the ones the chaplain uses and have the damage of a replica katana (which is barely any). I just thought this would be a nice little way to have a cult of the chaplain and their religion! Any thoughts?

[Derp's Art Stuffz]

whats this?

[Drake arts! Drakes, art!]

Where can i obtain some commission info   

[Armory]

Judging by this i propose one last thing before i give up on the idea, i could replace tasers with enforcers and make 9mm non lethal ammo printable at a non-hacked autolathe under the security tab of it. Might as well forget the auto rifles as your right they are pretty negative but i feel that it would be good to have officers have a sidearm on them that can easily be switched from lethal and non lethal. I can remove the breaking bones (if my theory is correct). Basically my conclusion is that enforcers are a very nice weapon and its a shame to not see them in action more. I think it's time we give em a chance, run a few test runs, see how it goes. This could be better since its stamina only with non lethal unlike a tasers instant knockdown and game ender. I just like the idea of having stamina/lethal instead of stamina/lockdown where you can then get cuffed and harm batoned to death. Plus it would take a trip to cargo to get the lethal ammo, (and expect some anger from others if you get lethal ammo without SOP as its the same as getting a shotgun on green).

[Armory]

Thanks for all the feedback anyways guys. I talked with some other nerds about it and thought i'd share it here to see all your opinions.

 

3 hours ago, Abydos said:

Dumb

You really should be better than calling something a player wants to talk about "dumb" as an admin. It's quite insulting and not that professional of you to go around calling what people want to talk about "dumb"

[Armory]

How would you all feel if i replaced the energy guns in the armory (we got laser guns anyways) with auto rifles and added a enforcer with one mag full of non lethal ammo to the officer starting kit (in their backpack). I think this could be a good addition because officers could use a sidearm that can switch between stun and kill (9mm and 9mm non lethal) along with having some more bullet weapons instead of mostly laser weapons in the armory.

[Derp's Art Stuffz]

Heya. This is just mah little thread for posting my art junk. Mostly pixel for now as im practicing getting my digital artwork with a mouse to go half an inch without a zig bump. Anyways here's what i got so far.

[Quint's Hand Drawn Failures]

2 hours ago, quinta essentia said:

Thank you for your attention required to read this far.

Wait I was supposed to read? NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS GONNA BE WORK INVOLVED

[Best Pals]

11 hours ago, Trubus said:

Heck off both of you, I am the only lone nerd...Wolf!

 

[Best Pals]

Just a lil' thread for who you all consider to be your friends in ss13.

Mine are: Dayana, Vespa, Cory, Mocha, Torque, Srusu, (gah theres a few more but my memory sucks on call.) 

Anyways just share your favorite nerds or not i guess *shrug

[Slime Repricing]

As with the new updates, as slime people have had some new changes (namely the kinda broken system newcrit), along with the keeping of the extra brain damage, i feel slime pricing should be nerfed as they are more human like and not as distinct as the other high price races. I feel a repricing to 20 would fit it better as it is not as bad as a ipc but is still not that different/good.

[Personnel Log #9185 - Matthew Walker]

 

Clearance Level: Public

NAME

Matthew Walker

AGE

24

GENDER

Male

RACE

Vulpkanin

BLOOD TYPE

B+

BIOGRAPHY

As a young vulp he always took an interest in research. At the age of 9 he started building simple drones capable of basic tasks. By age 16 he had decided to go to a nearby college where he learned in the fields of medicine and engineering. At the age of 18 he signed up for the USSP army where he was trained as a pilot for platoon dropships. By the age of 21 he abandoned the squad assigned to his dropship by fleeing to nearby Sol-Gov controlled territories, due to an assignment to mass arrest a small civilian town that housed a numerous amount of anti USSP protestors. For the next 2 years he proceeded to stay within Sol-Gov territory working as a freelance construction and robotics builder. At the age of 24 he gained full Sol-Gov citizenship and proceeded to take up a job application at Nanotrasen where he was assigned to work at the station designated the NSS Cyberiad.

EMPLOYMENT RECORDS

USSP Pilot. Freelance Builder.

Currently Employed as: NSS Cyberiad Staff

RECORDS

SECURITY RECORDS

Wanted by USSP for abandonment.

MEDICAL RECORDS

Shrapnel from ship damage removed multiple times from various limbs.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION

A orange vulp with white bits of fur. He has black eyes and commonly wears a scarf. Slightly thin build with low strength. Has a curly tail with white accents.

[Drake arts! Drakes, art!]

I can't explain why but the colors you draw with leave me in awe each time. You also find a way to bring out the colors really well and match them with everything else. Your art is amazing to look at and i'm glad your a part of here.

[Screenshot thread!]

[N.A.T.H.A.N's Meme Deposit]

Nathan with CC approval to do what he wants: heheheheh

The station: get the nuke

[Abydos2 Complaint]

Admin(s) Key: abydos2
Your ckey (Byond username): DerpehBoi
Your Discord name (if applicable): D a n c i n#1865

Date(s) of incident (GMT preferred): 7/18/2019 00:37:36 MST

Nature of complaint: Incompetence, lack of communication.
(Select all that apply: EG - clarification required, misapplication of rules, misconduct, abuse of powers, feedback, other)
Links to all relevant ban appeals for any bans related to this complaint: 

 

Brief description (tl;dr here. Just the critical elements): Fails to communicate and shows inability to assess basic details.

Full description of events: As QM i decided i was going to have some fun and have cargo wear horse masks/shout obvious nonsense. This was all non harmful and didnt lead to anything bad. In the middle of this i got a bwoink from abby saying "you are starting to cross the line". After this i tried to discuss with them for more details on to the exact things i was doing wrong so i know what i should avoid in the future. Instead of having a conversation with me they proceeded to ban me claiming i was trying to "troll" and "failing to acknowledge what i did was wrong". They have resorted to insta bans before for others and have argued with another thinking they were a complete different joba. As far as i can see this shows incompetence at the job and a major lack of communication

[IPC EMPs]

When IPCs get hit with an emp it shouldnt always be a game-ender. As we all know an IPC getting EMP'ed causes severe brute and burn along with internal damage causing instant death. I feel this is unfair because, as stated, it can be very often a game ender. I feel that instead of instantly damaging an EMP should cause a 15-20 second knockout depending on the source of the EMP (grenade, flashlight, etc). This is plenty of time to do whatever malicious needs you plan since they take extra brute and burn and are easy to remove the brain via commonly accessible tools. As a spam proof measure EMPs should not stack up, meaning spamming the flashlight doesnt reset the time or multiple grenades doesnt add more time, and such like that, and there is a 5 second cooldown after them waking up and being able to get up so that you cant knock em right back down again causing no chance to escape. To me this seems like a good way to balance instakilling IPCs as there arent much ways to instakill other species.

[Unwrenching pipes should have a disadvantage]

i think unwrenched pipes should act like a vent/scrubber. when you run into the unwrenched bit you pop out of the vents. (this can apply to ANY vent crawling thing not just spiders)