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Welcome to Paradise station! I hope you have a wonderful time, feel free to use our help system in game to message our mentors when you have questions and Ahelp us on staff if you have problems!

Esteemed employee/servant/menial, Don't know why this is getting released on a standard comms link, but I guess it's up for the boys in the legal department to handle it properly. Now, we can't give you the exact details, because just about anyone can be listening, so I would simply like to reiterate that both are applicable, and that you should always report suspected cases of XT-4885 Romeo to your nearest Chief Medical Officer or, barring that, Command Staff AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, given standard species limitations. Let's not have a repeat of the Sundown. Poor bastards. Signed, Communications Superintendent Brennan.

Welcome to the forums! Take your time, don't need to learn all of the fancy bells and whistles in one go, hope you have fun on here. And belatedly, welcome to Paradise!

Welcome to Paradise! Mining can be pretty calming, just keep an eye out for the local fauna and remember. Hugging the crystals can lead to some exciting, and deadly, results! Have fun out there!

This is kidnapping, harassment, and abuse of an admin!

what? This is totally up to good, this is baking soda. I'm getting it ready for cooking!

Remember Kids, always update your ocular firewalls.

One big flaw is the fact that if you are dealing with veteran officers this will never work, as there's a clear indication of when the holy water works. Text confirming that you have been deculted.

@ZN23X Listen you shaved bald sister of a Monkey! Do it right, call them a snaggle toothed flea bitten walking rug!

Unoriginal insults of just screaming furry or foxboi, there are so many more fun options!

Yes.

wait, HUMANITY? wouldn't it be Skrellmanity? I knew it, its all a lie.

You should really work on that @ZN23X

Zeke the Barbarian is the swolest of swole, you can not defeat such a master of the flex.

The game is really fun, just don't turn you back on @Normalyman or you end up like Artie

Trust me, I wish we could quit. But we all signed contracts, those guns they showed us really helped persuade to sign on the dotted line right?

mannnnnnn, going for the perma already? How about a coke instead.

noooo, nooooo. The drinking should never stop!

I saw that, I still don't awoo! >:C

Welcome to paradise station, please enjoy your stay. And wipe your feet on the nearest greytide, I heard they liked it.

My vote for next is definitely going to be @DarkPyrolord

wait what? draw Normaly!

You wouldn't trust them either if they were immortal demonic beings who break your limbs as them! >:C

Added a few new things, character voice, new medical note, and two new themes.

I will have you know detective work is great exercise!