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  1. So I spawned as a viro ling in a shift today and thought perfect! Vent crawling and spraying viruses at people and generally enjoying some havoc. However I was unable to vent crawl. MentorHelped and was told I can't vent crawl while holding something. Fair enough! Dropped the spray bottle and tried again. Nothing. Wanting a safer place to try (I was in the barbers at the time so anyone could have wandered past and seen me) I went back to virology, opened an isolation room door, lesser formed in an open locker to hide my gear and tried again. Nothing. Sent some more mentor messages as alt+clicking was still not working. No reply. Messaged admins, no reply. Checked and saw there were no admins online. Bummer. So there I was locked in a tiny observation room as a monkey with my ID on the other side of the door with no vent CRAWLING and the only thing pressing Alt was doing was changing Walk to Run while Alt was being held dow. So decided to call it a day and SSD but feel quite down about it since it completely negated what could have been a very fun antag round. Anyone else have this issue? Is there a way I can avoid it? I've been cortical borers before and can vent crawl just fine.
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  2. Hey God, it's me again, gotta ask for three hats.
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  3. Still my favorite event(and memory) on Paradise. Denthamos put on another one like it today and it reminded me to share this with people. We had to fill out the interior of the white ship with full atmos/bridge/medbay/crew quarters/etc.
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  4. Sorry, can't send the toasters- Shuttle is too full of hat crates.
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  5. A few end of round shots from a building event some admins were kind enough to put together during an extended round (Shockpoint and Elysian_Prince... I think? Not sure.... sorry if I'm missing anyone).
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  6. One Extended Round ago, the crew was relatively peaceful... and that was boring as hell! When it's extended and you have no antagonists, you gotta make up your antagonists. So security finally gets an alert from the mining crew and AI that there are a bunch of syndicates stationed at an outpost in lavaland. Security knew it was finally their moment, so they geared themselves up, went down in groups and prepared to lay siege to the syndicate outpost. I was late to the assault and I decided to join in after hearing how bad our security department was doing. Our Head of Security fell down a chasm. Our Warden went looking for our Head of Security; he fell down the chasm, too. Two of our officers got their heads deleted by a sniper rifle. I arrive to lavaland, find two officers there, and I basically tell them, "I'm Bolton Grey, pod pilot. You know I'm better than you because I get my own office. Now you two wait here, and I'll-" And then I get my head deleted by sniper rifle. So now most of security is either a spooky ghost or stranded in lavaland. I get to talking in dchat and then I find out something... The lavaland syndicate outpost was an elaborate bait that gambled on annoying the Cyberiad station so much that they would send down their security team by themselves. Turns out this Extended round is actually a stealthy Nukestended round. So the nuclear operatives pose as pizza delivery men. They get the captain to open the pizza box and "bam" a locker full of nukies come out, kill the captain, steal the nuke disk, and proceed to nuke our station. Everyone gets played hard.
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  7. 30 sentiant xeno spiders gone to dust in one blast.
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  8. Relationships: POSITIVE: Keos Delvar -- "Y'know, it's ssssurprissssin'ly hard talkin' 'bout how I feel 'bout thissss guy. He'ss real sweet, and I wanna see him happy. I don't think I'm th'bessst with talkin' feelings, honestly, but if I've ever been in love, then it'ssss now - and with him." Chalmun Dratavik -- "Thissssss guy'sssss fuckin' great -- one'a my favorite humans to work with, if we're bein' honesssst here." Suls Soirr -- "One'a a few folk I can really trust, from th'bottom'a my heart. 'S gotta be my best friend, really." Yakahakitika -- "This Vokssss'sss pretty damn good, y'know? Azuneinlllhelkuk Woist -- "A'iite, y'know, I've gotta admit. I'unno for sssure how t'tell Vulpkanin guysss from galsss. Whatever Woissst isss, their name'sss confusssin' and they're heart'sss in a damn good placcce." NEUTRAL: Kozack Wolf -- "I've ssseen thisss fella around th'ssstation a lot, but I'unno if I really know him ssssuper well. Guessss he don' ssseem too bad, for what it'ssss worth." J4-R3D -- "Th'machine works fine. Jus'... Keep't a safe distance from me, a'iite?" HelpBot 2000 -- "... 'S fine. Does its job well 'nough. I don' wanna look at it, though." Lllmirag -- "Oh, seen 'er 'round th'station a couple'a times, 's pretty chill. I'unno 'er well, but if I've gotta work with 'er, y'won' see me complainin'." NEGATIVE: Tokorizo -- "Fuck th'trassh bird, he'd be better off as KFV." Leon Stroodel-- "Listen, 's nice knowin' my books touched someone, motivated 'em t'wanna make th'world a better place... But some folk don' know how t'do that. They make th'rest'a us who jus' think shit can be a lil' better look bad. An' this human? He's one'a 'em." Moi-- "There's not seein' eye-to-eye, then there's seein' someone for what they are. A jackass. Can't keep tabs on th'folk workin' under 'er, gets bitchy 'bout translators... I mean, I ain't against workin' with 'er, but don' expect me not t'shoot a few dirty looks her way when she's walkin' past." Officer Beepsky-- "FUCK THAT WORTHLESS, PIECE'A SHIT TIN CAN! If I'm talkin' to th'HoP an' needin' my card updated, I can't be wearin' th'thing! Or if I jus' got back from sunbathin', got my ID in my fuckin' hands, that damn thing'll still beat me an' tie my ass up! Honestly? I think th'damn thing's got somethin' 'gainst me... Or maybe it's jus' malf. Either way, I jus' wanna take th'damn thing out back an' blast a few holes through it, th'useless hunk'a junk waste'a metal's gotta fuckin' go." (If I forgot to add you on this list, let me know!)
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